catawampous,
“a. slang (chiefly U.S.). [A humorous formation, the origin of which is lost: the first part of the word was perhaps suggested by catamount, or ? by words in Gr.]
Fierce, unsparing, destructive. Also, askew, awry. (A high-sounding word with no very definite meaning.)
Hence catawampus n., a bogy, a fierce imaginary animal; catawampously, catawamptiously adv., ‘fiercely, eagerly. To be catawamptiously chawed up is to be completely demolished, utterly defeated’ (Bartlett Dict. Amer.).”
This fellow is not fierce. He is, however, askew, awry, and eager. Very friendly. Has had far too much coffee, and is singeing his whiskers with that fire stick. Also, he’s a little oily, rather mangy, and some jerk spilled wax on him. It is a sad state. Still, there he is, ready to bring warmth, loyal to the end. And always willing to share a gold-flecked Americano with anyone who may care to join him.





